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About this scene The 1985 Microsoft Windows infomercial, sixteen lines of pure sales pitch delivered at a shout. It is one voice for the whole minute, and every one of the fifteen line changes overlaps the next — there is no gap anywhere in it, because the original never stops to breathe. The comedy is in the specifics: an appointment calendar, a cardfile, a print spooler, and "can you believe it, Reversi!" before the price lands at forty-three seconds. It ends on "Except in Nebraska!", and if you have run out of air by then you have dubbed it correctly.
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00:00 — How much do you think this advanced operating environment is worth? 00:03 — Wait just one minute before you answer! 00:05 — Watch as Windows integrates Lotus 1-2-3 with Miami Vice! 00:09 — Now we can take this Ferrari, and paste it right into Windows Write. 00:13 — Now how much do you think Microsoft Windows is worth? 00:16 — Don't answer. 00:17 — Wait until you see Windows Write and Windows Paint, and then listen to what else you get at no extra charge! 00:22 — The MS-DOS Executive, an appointment calendar, a cardfile, a notepad, a clock, a control panel, a terminal, print spooler, RAM driver... 00:29 — ...and, can you believe it, Reversi! 00:32 — That's right, all these features and Reversi, all for just... 00:36 — How much did you guess? Five hundred? A thousand? Even more? 00:42 — No, it's just ninety-nine dollars! That's right! 00:46 — It's ninety-nine dollars, it's an incredible value but it's true! 00:49 — It's Windows from Microsoft! 00:52 — Order today! P.O. Box 286-DOS. 00:56 — Except in Nebraska!