Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer

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Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer

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    About this scene

    The 1985 Microsoft Windows infomercial, sixteen lines of pure sales pitch delivered at a shout. It is one voice for the whole minute, and every one of the fifteen line changes overlaps the next — there is no gap anywhere in it, because the original never stops to breathe. The comedy is in the specifics: an appointment calendar, a cardfile, a print spooler, and "can you believe it, Reversi!" before the price lands at forty-three seconds. It ends on "Except in Nebraska!", and if you have run out of air by then you have dubbed it correctly.

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    1. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:00 00:00 — How much do you think this advanced operating environment is worth?
    2. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:03 00:03 — Wait just one minute before you answer!
    3. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:05 00:05 — Watch as Windows integrates Lotus 1-2-3 with Miami Vice!
    4. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:09 00:09 — Now we can take this Ferrari, and paste it right into Windows Write.
    5. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:13 00:13 — Now how much do you think Microsoft Windows is worth?
    6. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:16 00:16 — Don't answer.
    7. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:17 00:17 — Wait until you see Windows Write and Windows Paint, and then listen to what else you get at no extra charge!
    8. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:22 00:22 — The MS-DOS Executive, an appointment calendar, a cardfile, a notepad, a clock, a control panel, a terminal, print spooler, RAM driver...
    9. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:29 00:29 — ...and, can you believe it, Reversi!
    10. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:32 00:32 — That's right, all these features and Reversi, all for just...
    11. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:36 00:36 — How much did you guess? Five hundred? A thousand? Even more?
    12. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:42 00:42 — No, it's just ninety-nine dollars! That's right!
    13. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:46 00:46 — It's ninety-nine dollars, it's an incredible value but it's true!
    14. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:49 00:49 — It's Windows from Microsoft!
    15. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:52 00:52 — Order today! P.O. Box 286-DOS.
    16. Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer at 00:56 00:56 — Except in Nebraska!

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