White Chicks - You Wanna Talk About Mothers

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1. 00:01 Brittney “Oh my god! You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, OK?”
2. 00:02 Tiffany “[SCOFFS]”
3. 00:04 Tiffany “OHHHH MY GODDDDDDD ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT OHHHHHHHHH DO YOU TAKE THAT STUFF?”
4. 00:12 Brittney “Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr. Dre for a Pap smear.”
5. 00:15 Tiffany “OHHHHHHHHH”
6. 00:16 Brittney "“Something's wrong, Dr. Dre.
7. 00:20 Heather “Yeah!? Well your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get, like, liposuction or something!”
8. 00:25 Megan “[GASPS] Hehe yeah!”
9. 00:27 Tiffany “Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this: [POOF]”
10. 00:32 Brittney “HAHAHAHAHA”
11. 00:32 Karen Lisa Tori “OOOHHH HAHAHA”
12. 00:32 Tiffany “OOP HAHAHAHA”
13. 00:34 Heather “Your mother is so, like... She's so... Wait, Megan, you go!”
14. 00:41 Megan “[GASPS]”
15. 00:42 Megan “Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?”
16. 00:53 Tiffany “Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, Only in America!”
17. 00:58 Tiffany “HAHAHAHA”
18. 00:58 Karen Lisa Tori “[SMALL GIGGLE]”
19. 00:59 Heather “Your mother's so stupid that she goes into Gucci and she tries to buy, like, Fendi and stuff.”